billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesnโ€™t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via arctic-pineapples)

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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

(via lifeisalostgame)

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dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless youโ€™re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

(Source: kennethamilton, via avening)

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